Welcome to the Faux Expert's Free Internet Mind-Reading Course where you will learn to read the minds of others in three simple steps. The process takes some practice, but the results will astound you!
How to Read Minds
Step 1: Make eye contact with the person whose mind it is you wish to read.
Step 2: Vocally state aloud the information you wish to learn when reading the individual's mind. This will usually, but not always, take the form of a question. Make sure you state your request loud enough to be heard, otherwise it may be misinterpreted.
Step 3: Listen to the information being transmitted from their mind. The thoughts will most likely come vocally, so make sure your ears are ready to hear the response.
Troubleshooting Tips
• If the response you receive is unclear or seems dishonest, repeat Step 2, revising your information request if necessary.
• If you wish to probe deeper for more information from the individual's mind, repeat the process requesting the new information.
That's it. Now go forth and read minds!
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