Cause and Effect

I went to a wedding last weekend where we all rang miniature bells as the newlyweds left the church. It was nice, you know minus all the "every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings" comments. Those got old REAL quick. So I'm giving you people options for the next time a situation comes up that might require a similar line.

Every time a bell rings, a little annoyance it brings.
Every time a bell rings, queens curse their kings.
Every time a bell rings, a driver is mocked for their stupid window clings.
Every time a bell rings, a woman regrets all her past flings.
Every time a bell rings, someone eats their plate of lings.
Every time a bell rings, a descendant pays homage to the Mings.
Every time a bell rings, on a Blackberry a friend pings.
Every time a bell rings, a washed-up actor tries and sings.
Every time a bell rings, an employee-to-boss insult slings.
Every time a bell rings, hope and happiness springs.
Every time a bell rings, upon an unsuspecting person a hornet stings.
Every time a bell rings, a guitarist breaks their strings.
Every time a bell rings, a bored adult searches for a playground with swings.
Every time a bell rings, shit happens along with other things.
Every time a bell rings, two Missourians dream of Colorado Springs.

So there you have it, bells ringing cause a lot of other things to happen.