Horror Movie Motel

So my best friend and I are on our spontaneous road trip adventure. Around 3AM this morning, we decide it's time to stop for some sleep. We pulled off of 70 and strait into a horror movie. Seriously. Indiana is a frightening place.

You might be staying in a horror movie motel when...

• You drive by the motel and make a joke about how you're glad you're not staying there, before you realize you're staying there.
• There's a creepy old Indian man at the front desk who directs you to a motel room two parking lots away (after telling you there's no rooms available).
• The light switch by the door doesn't turn on any lights.
• The toilet randomly flushed every 60 seconds.
• You feel dirtier AFTER you shower.
• You sleep ON TOP of all the bedding.
• The bed shakes. On it's own. 
• The thought of bed bugs make you sleep fully clothed with pants tucked into your socks and your hoodie pulled over your head.
• The bathroom fixtures are either broken or missing completely. 
• You choose to sleep with one of the two working lights turned on. 
• You strategically place a chair in front of the door, even though you know it won't stop anyone from coming in. 
• You check the windows to make sure they're locked.
• You consider NOT brushing your teeth because you're scared of the water quality.
• You make sure your bare feet and pant legs never touch the floor.
• You set your alarm for four hours of sleep. More sleep than that isn't worth your life.
• You randomly get up and make sure your car is still parked outside.
• You'd rather dry your face with kleenex than the towel provided.
• Randomly throughout your stay, you hear what sounds like someone trying to open the door.
• The bathroom towels were more grey than white.
• As you lay down you comment that you're calling the Better Business Bureau first thing in the morning. 
• You are crying real tears from laughing so hard. But you're laughing only to keep from crying. 

Thankfully, we made it out alive.