Sometimes drinking seems like a good answer. It probably rarely is. Let's ignore that for now. But there are definitely some times when drinking is NOT the answer.
Drinking is not the answer when the question is...
Do we need to stop for gas?
Aren't you pregnant?
Do I have cirrhosis or the liver?
License and registration?
Will pain meds make me loopy?
How many hours until this very important deadline?
When is my flight instructor test?
How do I drive a stick again?
Is this a fake ID?
Doctor, are you ready for brain surgery?
Can I get directions to the nearest church?
What time are you heading over for family dinner?
And my personal favorite...
What time is the AA meeting?
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